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andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

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[Image Description: My invisible disease is more real than your imaginary medical expertise.]

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my new explanation for everything

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nursingstudentcat:

Every time someone finds out I am in nursing.

nursingstudentcat:

Every time someone finds out I am in nursing.

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nursingstudentcat:

the amount of times i have had to explain the difference between
CNA
LPN
RN

nursingstudentcat:

the amount of times i have had to explain the difference between

  • CNA
  • LPN
  • RN
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nursingstudentcat:

This applies to every CNA in the history of the world. Ever.
Do they put pictures of daisies on the door of the rooms like they do in the nursing home I work in?

nursingstudentcat:

This applies to every CNA in the history of the world. Ever.

Do they put pictures of daisies on the door of the rooms like they do in the nursing home I work in?

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nursingstudentcat:

I have been vomited upon, poo’d upon, and pee’d on. I have no sympathy that you had to wipe up your cat’s hairball.

nursingstudentcat:

I have been vomited upon, poo’d upon, and pee’d on. I have no sympathy that you had to wipe up your cat’s hairball.

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nursingstudentcat:

bitches doctors just assist us

nursingstudentcat:

bitches doctors just assist us

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nursingstudentcat:

CPR does not stand for “Clean, Pretty, Reliable” 
the facts
i’m estimating really high and saying CPR has a 5% success rate
it doesn’t go “fuck death” and then bring people back to life
it only works if you’re mostly dead (well. actually dead. but recent.)
basically your heart goes all wibbly and you shock it to STOP it in hopes it will restart normally
giving cpr to someone who died from like blood loss will do NOTHING
if you’ve got to shock someone like ten times they’re probably dead sorry
if it makes a KACHUNK noise you’re kind of screwed it’s not working right
the same goes if the person jumps ten feet off the floor
seriously how does that work

nursingstudentcat:

CPR does not stand for “Clean, Pretty, Reliable”

the facts

  • i’m estimating really high and saying CPR has a 5% success rate
  • it doesn’t go “fuck death” and then bring people back to life
  • it only works if you’re mostly dead (well. actually dead. but recent.)
  • basically your heart goes all wibbly and you shock it to STOP it in hopes it will restart normally
  • giving cpr to someone who died from like blood loss will do NOTHING
  • if you’ve got to shock someone like ten times they’re probably dead sorry
  • if it makes a KACHUNK noise you’re kind of screwed it’s not working right
  • the same goes if the person jumps ten feet off the floor
  • seriously how does that work
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nursingstudentcat:

being cynical before becoming a nurse is just being prepared

nursingstudentcat:

being cynical before becoming a nurse is just being prepared

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