beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

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reinekaos:

Old Florin Town
Florin, CA
June 2013
Patrick Studios
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www.facebook.com/reinekaos

1 day ago 1 note

discoveringfeminism:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

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frozenfireflight:

toxicrants:

abyssiansoul:

time-is-dead-kids:

strong-plushrumps:

androgynous-image:

Genderfuck by Toyota, starring Stav Strashko ;)

Watch the commercial here

Finally androgyns are taken seriously.

WORK IT BABY.

son of a bITCH HES GORGEOUS

Uhhh, can I BE you, please?

I also like the look the model gives the camera like ‘and you were expecting another over-sexualised commercial with a half naked woman for your male viewing pleasure. Mind fuck bitches.’

Perverted bastard deserves it. This guy make dudes bend, ‘til the point of where the word “straight” isn’t a word in their dictionary.

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2 days ago 91,036 notes

reinekaos:

Urban Decay
Mare Island, Vallejo, CA
June 2013
Galib Photography
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https://www.facebook.com/ReineKaos

2 days ago 3 notes

I dn’t know what to do…

2 days ago

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2 days ago 126,368 notes

segoli:

LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can love!”

Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”

I wonder why that is???

(I know why that is)

(it’s misogyny)

(that’s why)

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2 days ago 38,162 notes

That lovely moment when you go to clean out your eyebrow piercing, and one bar is healed near perfect and the other is swollen so you press on it, and there’s a cyst. -.-

Just had to use a piercing needle(only sterile needle on hand) to lance the damn cyst. Brow hurts like a mother fucker now. But hey I flushed hella shit out of it

2 days ago

reinekaos:

Urban Decay
Mare Island, Vallejo, CA
June 2013
Galib Photography
reinekaos.tumblr.com
https://www.facebook.com/ReineKaos

2 days ago 1 note

So I was always very close to my brother, but I keep finding things out that bother me. But I never thought I’d hear something that made me stop wanting to talk to him.

When I was 16, I went to prom with a guy I’d been dating for awhile, Dylan, he had told me he loved me, and all that teenage crap. But for three days following prom he ignored my calls, and refused to talk to me. He finally called me, right before I was supposed to go to school and broke up with me, by saying, “He actually never did love me.” This is after I cared for him when he was sick, quietly sat at home while he and his friend had girls over for drinks, kept his secrets…

I called my sister and sat on the phone crying to her for awhile, And when she got off the phone with me, she was ranting to our brother who lived with her at the time. Saying how angry she was at Dylan, and how she wanted to hurt him for hurting me.
Instead of being a big brother, like I’ve always known him to be, he flat out claims that I must have done something.
His exact words were, “Sure, go ahead and blame the boys, I mean it’s always his fault, RIGHT? It’s not like she could have done something wrong or anything?”

Who the hell says this about their baby sister…

I have to love you man, you’re blood and all. But I sure as hell dont have to like you. Go fuck yourself Shawn.

3 days ago 1 note

thefrogman:

A Helpful Tip by Jim Benton [website | twitter]

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3 days ago 62,196 notes

bubbley-boo:

BEST DADDY APPRECIATION POST

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3 days ago 60,506 notes

frankie-rose-queer:

futuristicninja:

A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.

Every time this comes, reblog!

3 days ago 41,878 notes

insecuuuuure:

ouroboroschoked:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:

“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

BADASSERY IS HANDICAP ACCESSIBLE

THE FUCKING GUY AT THE END HITS HIM WITH THE WET FLOOR SIGN AMND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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